Desperate

MWF, 31, brown hair, brown eyes, DESPERATELY seeking other stay at home moms with 2-year old daughters for playdates. Two year old is single, brown hair, hazel eyed, beautiful and funny. We like to eat lunch out, playing with Little People toys, and watching Dora and Diego. We enjoy taking long strolls at the mall and swinging (mind out of gutters) at local parks. Two year old loves music and dancing, almost thought she had playmates at her first Kindermusik class but they are all younger than 2. We require a little more maturity and sophistication.
Mother would like to meet others close to her age (unlike the 20 year olds I met today!) Mother has decided after this morning's experience to never attend another playgroup found on the Internet. Mother is not picky about the cleanliness of your house, however would prefer that dog poop be removed from floor, breakfast dishes at least be in the sink, and snotty tissues in the trash rather than the couch before we meet. Mother also does enjoy the occasional alcoholic beverage, but not at 10 in the morning and not on the first date!
We are not looking for lifelong commitment, however if our relationship does bloom, a bonus for all! We are just looking to have a good time with other mothers and daughters like us. We are wonderful and fun people and we're waiting to meet you!
Please send all responses to Desperate for Playmates, and if you have a friend, we are not opposed to a threesome!