Dear Daddy,Really, PLEASE come home. I promise it wasn't my fault. Yes, I did decide to throw Bear over the railing, but Bear was the one who decided to fly into the mantle. Look, he broke Mommy's plant, and the picture of me and Sisters. Mommy is really mad!! She said something about Bear and the weedwhacker, and selling me on Ebay. I'm scared, Daddy! She hasn't found me yet, I'm hiding in the bathroom cabinet. Please hurry!
Love,
Kathryn
1 comment:
Jeebus Amy!! Get some control...or just send Kathryn to me. Whatever works.
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