Mom, can I please go outside and show everyone my new Slinky?
Not right now Kathryn. Maybe in a little bit.
PLEASE, I'll give you a million dollars!
Okay, pay me first.
She reached into her pocket and pulled out two quarters and a nickel.
Now can I go?
Umm, no, you still owe me $999,999.45.
She ran off and returned with another sixty-five cents.
Now, can I go?
You still owe me a LOT, hon!
She ran off again and returned with a handful of coins. Most being gold dollars. All totalling up to $6.75.
Now?
No, not yet.
I don't want to go anyway, I'll just keep the money.
Somehow, I'm thinking I got scammed here. Because her piggy bank seems to be holding a lot more coin than my boob fund jar!
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7 comments:
Your boob fund jar??? What am I missing????
That is just too funny that she kept running back for more money. HAHAHA!
ha ha ha ha ha!
I'd have been worried had she pulled out a checkbook.
I too have a boob fund jar.. lol..
Hee Hee, smart girl to keep that money!! ;)
My kids could buy and sell me any day of the week :)
Raising my hand.
I too have a boob jar fund.
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