Why my husband will one day move to the garage

"But I'm tired and I don't want to go to school", said one very grumpy kindergartner.

"Come on sweet pea, up and at it, let's get dressed."

"I can't today, Mom. I have cramps."

"And what exactly does that mean?"

"It means that I can lay on the couch all day and do nothing...like not go to school."

Perhaps she is learning a little too well.